While digging up Christmas stuff, we came across this song that I wrote for my wife last year – to be sung to the tune of Home, Home on the Range.
OH GIVE ME A SPOUSE
Oh give me a spouse
Who will help ’round the house
Who will make sure his bathroom is clean
Oh make him proactive
Because what I find attractive
Is a man loading a washing machine
Oh lord, give me a man
Who will help cook and clean up our home
Who will strive to impress
By straightening up this big mess
Instead of playing with his god damn iPhone!
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